From : Nhu Nguyen * Eileen Chang
Have a good laugh ....
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
`Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa :half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
THE END.
Thứ Bảy, 19 tháng 9, 2009
Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 9, 2009
Chuyện vui Anh Pháp
A True Blonde
From: Viet Do* Hoai Vu
One, hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'
The blonde said it was hers.
'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool' cause she's tied up under tha shade tree.'
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'
'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't eat bread and besides, she isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
From: Viet Do* Hoai Vu
One, hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'
The blonde said it was hers.
'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool' cause she's tied up under tha shade tree.'
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'
'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't eat bread and besides, she isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
MÓN ĂN & VỌNG CỔ
From: Kim anh Truong*Hoang Kim Ngan * Dang Thi Danh*
Giang(John)Nguyen
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0159.pps
Giang(John)Nguyen
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0159.pps
Khóc Em
From : thoi nguyen *tanduc.phung*Lien Ngo* DAT THAI
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Để Tuởng Nhớ những Đồng-Bào đã Vĩnh-Viễn Ra Di trên đường tìm Tự Do
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