From: Sinh Do *Do, Bich*My Trang Nguyen* helianthe
Nỗi niềm thương đau :
Gởi Mẹ Nấm
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0183.pps
GOI ME NAM
Phan 1 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyVwagI9w5o&feature=channel
GOI ME NAM
Phan 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI5Ab-2jk7I&feature=channel
GOI ME NAM
Phan 3 :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Sc5_je9OQ&feature=channel
Thứ Bảy, 10 tháng 10, 2009
Thứ Sáu, 9 tháng 10, 2009
CƯỜI CHÚT CHƠI
1. DẤU PHẨY
From: Cau Do * Bao Ngo
Dấu phảy trong Việt Ngữ:
"Mỗi gia đình có 2 con, vợ chồng hạnh phúc"
Nếu chuyển vị trí của dấu phảy, sẽ thành:
"Mỗi gia đình có 2 con vợ, chồng hạnh phúc"
-----------------------------------------------------
Dấu phảy trong Anh Van:
Woman without her Man is nothing
Người Đàn Ông sẽ đọc là: “Woman! without her Man, is nothing.”
Còn người Đàn Bà sẽ đọc là: “Woman! without her, Man is nothing.”
2.You Gotta Love The Irish
From : Nhu Nguyen * Eileen Chang
The Errand
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
- "S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?"
- "Nothin' ,> said the Irishman,"me wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
*************************
The Lost Luggage
An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks
An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick
"No," replied the Irishman."I've lost all me luggage "
"How'd that happen?"
"The cork fell out!" said the Irishman..
****************************
Water to wine
An Irish priest is driving down to NewYork and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car .
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good
Lord! He's done it again!"
*****************************
The Brothel
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street.
They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."
Then they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel,and the other Irishman said,"Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are falling' victim to emptation."
Then they saw a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen aid, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be quite ill."
***************************
Lost at sea
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.This particular genie, owever, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out,
"Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke:
"Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!
***************************
The Fall
Murphy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet,he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please Lord," he implored,"let it be blood!!"
***************************
(And saving the best for last...)
You've Been Drinking Again
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.So, the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face.He tried to stand one more time; same result.
He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home.
Again, he fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, an intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called;you left your wheelchair there again ."
*****
From: Cau Do * Bao Ngo
Dấu phảy trong Việt Ngữ:
"Mỗi gia đình có 2 con, vợ chồng hạnh phúc"
Nếu chuyển vị trí của dấu phảy, sẽ thành:
"Mỗi gia đình có 2 con vợ, chồng hạnh phúc"
-----------------------------------------------------
Dấu phảy trong Anh Van:
Woman without her Man is nothing
Người Đàn Ông sẽ đọc là: “Woman! without her Man, is nothing.”
Còn người Đàn Bà sẽ đọc là: “Woman! without her, Man is nothing.”
2.You Gotta Love The Irish
From : Nhu Nguyen * Eileen Chang
The Errand
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
- "S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?"
- "Nothin' ,> said the Irishman,"me wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"
*************************
The Lost Luggage
An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks
An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick
"No," replied the Irishman."I've lost all me luggage "
"How'd that happen?"
"The cork fell out!" said the Irishman..
****************************
Water to wine
An Irish priest is driving down to NewYork and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car .
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good
Lord! He's done it again!"
*****************************
The Brothel
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street.
They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."
Then they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel,and the other Irishman said,"Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are falling' victim to emptation."
Then they saw a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen aid, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be quite ill."
***************************
Lost at sea
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.This particular genie, owever, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out,
"Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke:
"Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!
***************************
The Fall
Murphy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet,he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please Lord," he implored,"let it be blood!!"
***************************
(And saving the best for last...)
You've Been Drinking Again
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.So, the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face.He tried to stand one more time; same result.
He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home.
Again, he fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
Putting on an innocent look, an intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
"The pub just called;you left your wheelchair there again ."
*****
Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 10, 2009
LẮNG NGHE TIẾNG NÓI CỦA MUÔN HOA
From:Nhu Nguyen *Eileen Chang
THƠ VÀ NHAC
LẮNG NGHE
TIẾNG NÓI CỦA MUÔN HOA
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0182.pps
THƠ VÀ NHAC
LẮNG NGHE
TIẾNG NÓI CỦA MUÔN HOA
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0182.pps
Những tác phẩm của nhà danh họa PINO DAENI
From: Sung Truong* Truong Le
Những tác phẩm
của nhà danh họa PINO DAENI
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0181.pps
Những tác phẩm
của nhà danh họa PINO DAENI
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0181.pps
Người đi qua đời tôi
From : Truong Kim Anh * LongmyHuynh
"Người đi qua đời tôi "
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0180.pps
Cùng các Anh Chị,
"Người đi qua đời tôi",chỉ nghe đề tựa cũng đã thấy lòng buồn man mác,đã thấy sự cách chia.
Dĩ vãng tưởng đã xa,bỗng lại gần,chập chờn quanh quẩn .
"Người đi một nửa hồn tôi mất.
Một nửa hồn kia bỗng dại khờ ".
Đến rồi đi, tưởng là nhẹ nhàng nhưng dấu ấn để lại trong hồn đã quá sâu đậm.
Nhà thơ Trần Dạ Từ,trong tâm trạng này,với những nhớ thương quay quắt,dằn vặt trong hồn.Ông đã tạo ra những ý điệu thơ hay,nghe thật lạ.
Không gian ngày đó khi "người đi qua đời " là "những chiều đông sầu".
Buồn lãng đãng,cảm nhận tình yêu mong manh.
"Mưa mù lên mấy vai.
Gió mù lên mấy trời.
Mây mù lên mấy biển..."
Còn buồn nào hơn,để nay muà Thu trở lại,nơi này vẫn như thấy.
"Đường xưa đầy lá uá.
Vàng xưa đầy dấu chân.
Lòng vắng như ngày tháng.
Đen tối vùng lãng quên.."
Kỷ niệm! Ôi kỷ niệm! còn chăng giờ chỉ còn những "chiều âm vang ngàn sóng".
Cố nhạc sỹ Phạm Đình Chương (1930-1991) như đồng cảm cùng nhà thơ.Ông đã phổ nhạc bài thơ này thật tuyệt.
Âm điệu nghe chơi vơi chất ngất buồn.Nhịp điệu chậm lơi lả kể lể,tâm tư càng lúc càng u ẩn.Nhất là nơi giai điệu .
"Trên lối về nghĩa trang....
Nghe những lời linh hồn,nghe những lời linh hồn.
Trong mộ phần đen...tối đen..."
Đoạn khúc cuối nghe thấm sâu,vời vợi. Nỗi oán trách kéo dài tưởng như không nguôi.
"Em đi qua đời anh.
Không nhớ gì sao em......."
Nghe kỹ Âm nhạc Phạm Đình Chương quả thật cao sang như nhà Nhạc học Phạm Văn Kỳ Thanh đã nhận xét.
Giọng ca Thái Thanh qúa điêu luyện,thật không có giọng nào khác sánh nổi bà trong ca khúc này.
Chúc sức khoẻ.TNT
"Người đi qua đời tôi "
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0180.pps
Cùng các Anh Chị,
"Người đi qua đời tôi",chỉ nghe đề tựa cũng đã thấy lòng buồn man mác,đã thấy sự cách chia.
Dĩ vãng tưởng đã xa,bỗng lại gần,chập chờn quanh quẩn .
"Người đi một nửa hồn tôi mất.
Một nửa hồn kia bỗng dại khờ ".
Đến rồi đi, tưởng là nhẹ nhàng nhưng dấu ấn để lại trong hồn đã quá sâu đậm.
Nhà thơ Trần Dạ Từ,trong tâm trạng này,với những nhớ thương quay quắt,dằn vặt trong hồn.Ông đã tạo ra những ý điệu thơ hay,nghe thật lạ.
Không gian ngày đó khi "người đi qua đời " là "những chiều đông sầu".
Buồn lãng đãng,cảm nhận tình yêu mong manh.
"Mưa mù lên mấy vai.
Gió mù lên mấy trời.
Mây mù lên mấy biển..."
Còn buồn nào hơn,để nay muà Thu trở lại,nơi này vẫn như thấy.
"Đường xưa đầy lá uá.
Vàng xưa đầy dấu chân.
Lòng vắng như ngày tháng.
Đen tối vùng lãng quên.."
Kỷ niệm! Ôi kỷ niệm! còn chăng giờ chỉ còn những "chiều âm vang ngàn sóng".
Cố nhạc sỹ Phạm Đình Chương (1930-1991) như đồng cảm cùng nhà thơ.Ông đã phổ nhạc bài thơ này thật tuyệt.
Âm điệu nghe chơi vơi chất ngất buồn.Nhịp điệu chậm lơi lả kể lể,tâm tư càng lúc càng u ẩn.Nhất là nơi giai điệu .
"Trên lối về nghĩa trang....
Nghe những lời linh hồn,nghe những lời linh hồn.
Trong mộ phần đen...tối đen..."
Đoạn khúc cuối nghe thấm sâu,vời vợi. Nỗi oán trách kéo dài tưởng như không nguôi.
"Em đi qua đời anh.
Không nhớ gì sao em......."
Nghe kỹ Âm nhạc Phạm Đình Chương quả thật cao sang như nhà Nhạc học Phạm Văn Kỳ Thanh đã nhận xét.
Giọng ca Thái Thanh qúa điêu luyện,thật không có giọng nào khác sánh nổi bà trong ca khúc này.
Chúc sức khoẻ.TNT
NÚI PHỔ ĐÀ
From : Truong Kim Anh *Hoang Tran
NÚI PHỔ ĐÀ
một trong bốn ngọn núi danh tiếng
của Trung Hoa
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0179.pps
NÚI PHỔ ĐÀ
một trong bốn ngọn núi danh tiếng
của Trung Hoa
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0179.pps
HAI MAN TRINH DIEN ĐẶC BIỆT
1. EXCEPTIONAL TALENT
Please click :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXQZNw9tPjI&feature=related
2. A VERY FANTASTIC SHOW
From : Cau Do* Bao Ngo
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0178.wmv
Please click :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXQZNw9tPjI&feature=related
2. A VERY FANTASTIC SHOW
From : Cau Do* Bao Ngo
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0178.wmv
Thứ Ba, 6 tháng 10, 2009
HỒ TRƯỜNG
From : Kim anh Truong * Pham Anh Dung
HỒ TRƯỜNG
Trần Lãng Minh phổ nhạc va hat
http://dactrung.net/nhac/noidung.aspx?BaiID=Yc9FcV%2faEi1PSF81VpaawA%3d%3d
Pham Anh Dung
http://www.youtube.com/phamanhdung1
HỒ TRƯỜNG
Trần Lãng Minh phổ nhạc va hat
http://dactrung.net/nhac/noidung.aspx?BaiID=Yc9FcV%2faEi1PSF81VpaawA%3d%3d
Pham Anh Dung
http://www.youtube.com/phamanhdung1
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