Thứ Bảy, 28 tháng 11, 2009

CƯỜI CHÚT CHƠI ( ANH PHAP )

1. BLAGUES COURTES
From : Do Viet * Nguyen bao Tuan
http://caonienbachhac.com/blog/09-0273.pps


2. UNE BLONDE FRAPPE ENCORE
From : Do Viet * Nguyen bao Tuan

Une blonde rentre chez elle après avoir fait du shopping et elle entend des bruits bizarres venant de la chambre à coucher.
Elle se précipite en haut et trouve son mari tout nu, allongé sur le lit, en sueur et tout essouflé.
- "Mais qu'est-ce qui se passe ?" dit-elle.
- "Je suis en pleine crise cardiaque" dit le mari.
La blonde se précipite en bas pour appeler les S.A.M.U., mais au moment de faire le numéro, son fils de 4 ans arrive et dit :
- "Maman, Maman, Tante Shirley se cache dans ton armoire et elle est toute nue !"
La blonde raccroche brutalement et monte en vitesse dans la chambre, ouvre la porte de l'armoire violemment et, pour sûr, y trouve sa soeur, complètement nue et recroquevillée par terre.
- "Salope !" dit-elle.
"Mon mari est en train d'avoir une crise cardiaque et tu joues à cache-cache avec les enfants !"

3. EXPLANATION OF POLITICS
From :Nhu Nguyen * Eileen Chang

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family , so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her
the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
the People.
The nanny, we will consider her theWorking Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense. "
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets
up to check on him. He finds tha t the baby has severely soiled his
diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I
think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what
you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working
Class while the Government is sound asleep.The People are being ignored
and the Future is in deep shit.