Thứ Hai, 4 tháng 1, 2010

From: Sonthe

1.Hu's Hu ?

2. Sex in the Dark

From : Ngoc san Pham* Kim sonvo*Dung Tran* Kim Vo

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years .
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...

A vibrator
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids!'


3. Fable de Jean de La Fontaine
version 2009

From Trang Tran

Un ours, un lion et un cochon se rencontrent:

L'ours dit: «Si je grogne dans la forêt, tous les autres animaux tremblent de peur.»

Le lion dit: «Si je rugis dans la jungle, tous les animaux s'enfuient de peur.»

Le cochon dit: « Moi, je tousse une seule fois et la planète entière se fait vacciner.»