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From: VietDo*VienBui
VIVRE COMME DIEU LE VEUT
Sống theo ý Chúa
http://caonienbachhac.com/dec29-10vivrecommedieuleveut.pps.
Living History 
"You know,Mitch,whenever my wife and I get into an argument,she get historical."

"You mean hysterical,Mel,don't you?"
"No,I mean historical-she remembers everything I ever did wrong and the exact date and time that it happened.

An opportunist.
My neighbor is,like most fishermen,an incurable
optimist.
I asked him one morning how the fishing was going.
"Better,"he replied,"last week I went out for four hours and didn't catch a thing.Yesterday I had the same result in only three hours."