CUOI CHUT CHOI

1. BLONDE'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
From: Dinh Nguyen * Mai To * Vien Bui
DEAR DIARY: DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up... Really excited.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 5
Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. He really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY: DAY 6
Today I saved 2,600 lives. Twice. \


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2. The Best Lawyer story so far in 2010 One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men  along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house       and  I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, too"
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 
"Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.
From: Do Tran * Dinh Nguyen " Anh Ngyen

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3. Sporta Krobatik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jkjSF2VwP4&feature=youtube_gdata